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Red Yawn: Russian Propagandists Mock U.S. ‘Tranny Troops’

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Like a pasty-faced school bully who acts out because his dad never takes him out for ice cream, Russia keeps finding new ways to fuck with America. Their latest move has been to taunt President Trump for “capitulating” to the Justice Department, which ruled to allow transgender people into the military starting this month.

Apparently, Russia’s state-run media outlet Sputnik News is running a story which claims that Trump is allowing “tranny troops” into the military, adding, “Following a capitulation by the administration of US President Donald Trump to a federal court ruling overturning a Trump attempt to ban transgender US military recruits, American soldiers will now comprise a much wider spectrum of humanity.”

If the story is meant to piss off Trump by making him feel incompetent, it’s probably working. But if it’s meant to provoke him into any sort of action, thus embarrassing himself and further dismantling democracy, it’s hopeless. Our president is such a lazy piece of shit and eats so much junk food that he’s probably going to have to be forklifted between his golf games and his daily 8 hours of TV by the end of his term (a.k.a. April.)

But that’s assuming Russia is trying to provoke any action in the first place. Who knows what their game is here. They could literally just be trolling our President at this point.  

Sputnik News was also roundly chastised when it published a blind item in February 2017 accusing French President Emmanual Macron of being a secret homo. Macron, however, reacted by banning Russian state news outlets from all his events, which was a far cry from Trump’s own reaction to Russian state news. (He fell in love with them.)

In any case, transgender troops can start signing up for the military starting next week. A 24-year-old Ohio man named Nicolas Talbott hopes to be the first transgender person to “flout the ban,” so let’s all start rooting for him now before Trump learns how to spell his name and starts tweeting out dumb shit about him.  

 

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