Sex and the City fans may be sad that we won’t get a third SATC movie, but honestly, it feels like it’s already happening in real life. The ongoing feud between Kim Cattrall and Sarah Jessica Parker is continuing to escalate, and at this point, it seems that the only logical conclusion is a brutal fight in Shia LaBeouf’s private backyard fight club followed by an uneasy truce and a promise to pay for each other’s surgeries.
Months after Cattrall called out SJP for blaming the lack of a third Sex movie on her, Cattrall is now fully coming for SJP and exposing the latter’s true form as a fire-breathing she-demon.
Parker’s Divorce co-star Molly Shannon came to her defense over the weekend stating, “… Sarah is just so supportive and so wonderful and we just get along so well. It doesn’t really feel like work because we have so much in common, and she loves funny women and is just so genuinely supportive and kind, and like a girls’ girl.”
When SJP wrote her “condolences” on Cattrall’s Insta after Cattrall’s brother died, Cattrall posted a brutal, targeted takedown of SJP.
Under a text Insta post that said “I don’t need your love or support at this tragic time @sarahjessicaparker,” Cattrall wrote in a caption:
“My Mom asked me today ‘When will that @sarahjessicaparker, that hypocrite, leave you alone?’ Your continuous reaching out is a painful reminder of how cruel you really were then and now. Let me make this VERY clear. (If I haven’t already) You are not my family. You are not my friend.”
She added, “So I’m writing to tell you one last time to stop exploiting our tragedy in order to restore your ‘nice girl’ persona.”
Hokay. So. First of all, “I don’t need your love or support at this tragic time” should be made into a meme immediately. For example, the mayor of San Juan could have posted that after Hurricane Maria, except substituting Sarah Jessica Parker for the 45th President of the United States.
Second, we are here for the giant 72-size font mention of Sarah Jessica Parker. Cattrall could have very subtly and indirectly referenced SJP by writing “I don’t need your love or support at this tragic time you two-faced, dry-cunted mega-bitch,” but instead she was polite and called her by her Christian name.
Also, while writing this, we couldn’t help but wonder: is Kim Cattrall the villain in this story, or are we the villains for asking?
Think on that, readers, because life is short and you never know when someone is going to mention you in 72-size bold-faced type on Instagram.