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Oh, Heavens! Gay Cocaine Orgy Busted By Cops Adds To Pope Francis’ Growing Scandals

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The Pope must be praying for deliverance from recent scandals.

After neighbor complaints, the Vatican police recently raided the apartment of the secretary to Cardinal Francesco Coccopalmerio, a key advisor to Pope Francis, interrupting a homosexual, cocaine-fueled orgy.  The raid is especially embarrassing for the Vatican as the apartment was also the headquarters of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith; a group tasked with tackling clerical sex abuse.

The secretary who was hospitalized for a drug overdose after the raid, and is being treated at an undisclosed convent, will now face charges.  This same secretary had been under consideration for a promotion to bishop, a promotion that no longer stands a prayer’s chance.  

Pope Francis faced another scandal recently after his finance chief, Cardinal George Pell, was charged with historical sexual offenses.

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