Jared Kushner Registered To Vote As A Woman: Is He Hiding More Than His Emails?

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Jared Kushner’s responsibilities as White House Advisor include solving America’s opioid epidemic, maintaining diplomacy with Mexico, maintaining diplomacy with China, reforming veteran care, reforming the criminal justice system, establishing peace in the Middle East, and making the entire U.S. government “run like a great American company.” Considering Kushner’s many accomplishments as a businessman, which include … [placeholder for when Kushner finally accomplishes something as a businessman] … we have no doubt Kushner is going to achieve all of these things. No doubt at all. But recent developments have us worried that the man can’t even fill out paperwork correctly. As Wired reported, Kushner is currently registered as a female voter in New York.


Is Jared Kushner trans? Is this an indicator of voter fraud — which, ironically, Trump promised to crack down on starting with people who are registered in multiple states, like Kushner? Or is Jared Kushner just so incompetent that he can’t even circle the right gender on his voter registration form without Ivanka there to guide his hand? Considering Kushner grew up with a silver spoon in his mouth — and then swallowed that spoon as an adult because he literally can’t do anything right — we’re going to go with the latter.


Kushner has a history of filling out paperwork incorrectly. You may recall that, earlier this year, he revised his federal security clearance forms multiple times. At first, he cited a clerical error, but it later became apparent that he had also “accidentally” failed to report a secret meeting with a Russian agent about the 2016 election. Add to that Kushner’s questionable decision to use his private email accounts to conduct government business, and it really does make a lot of sense that he’s a person of interest in the ongoing investigation of the Trump administration by special counsel Robert Mueller.


And now that we know Kushner is registered as a woman, it might be a better time than ever to say … #LockHerUp.


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