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Shooting Blanks: GOP Rep Blames Porn On School Gun Violence

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Attn: Straight white men. Your predilection towards gun violence has nothing to do with your race, class, or emotional repression stemming from toxic masculinity. It has to do with the porn you’re watching.

During a meeting last week with local pastors, Rep. Diane Black (R-Tenn.), who is running for governor of Tennessee, claimed that porn is a “big part” of what is driving the recent spike in school shootings.

“It’s available on the shelf when you walk in the grocery store,” she said. “Yeah, you have to reach up to get it, but there’s pornography there.”

Sure, you have to feel around for a bit and make sure you’re grabbing the right thing, because there might also be some cans of SpaghettiOs or bags of Funyuns up there, but yeah. If you look hard enough and really believe in yourself, there’s pornography there.

Sorry, but que?

Rep. Black didn’t clarify what it is about porn that leads to horrific massacres, and we’re honestly having trouble making the connection ourselves. Sure, there’s probably a damaged and violent white teen out there whose name is Sean Cody, but maybe Black is mishearing her porn stars? She DOES know that they’re saying “shoot on my chest,” not “shoot my chest,” right?

We’re not buying it.

Sure, Dylann Roof could have totally stolen his name from a hunky top in a Falcon video, but to our knowledge, the only “Colt” in porn is the Colt that pays by the cumshot, and the only Magnums are XXL condoms. We’ve never heard of a European porn company called Bel Ammo.

That being said, we do send up our thoughts and prayers every time a porn star is about to bottom for the first time.

In the meantime, there have been 23 shootings this year on campuses of K-12 schools or colleges. Of those at the K-12 schools, nine involved a gun being shot.

No one’s getting off on those stats — not even Rep. Diane Bareback. (R-Top.)

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