Homeland Security Compiling Database To Track Journalists, Influencers


In the latest indication that the Trump administration is actually just the creation of an amateur writer penning a 1984 knockoff, Bloomberg Law just reported that a mysterious government organization with an unnecessarily unwieldy name is now monitoring hundreds of thousands of news outlets and bloggers across the country. In unrelated news, a second cursor…

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Omarosa Drags Trump Administration: ‘It’s Not Going To Be OK’

Featured, Politics  

Oh Sweet Gayby Cheesus Mother of Cher, Omarosa Manigault basically just confirmed that our country is imploding. In a pajama party with the helium-voiced RuPaul’s Drag Race judge Ross Mathews on the latest episode of Big Brother: Celebrity Edition, the former Apprentice contestant and former Director of Communications for the Office of Public Liaison admitted that…

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As If! MTV Launches ’90’s House,’ A Retro-Themed Game Show

Entertainment, Featured  

It’s Big Brother meets BBC’s Victorian Slum House meets Saved by the Bell meets The Real World. It’s MTV’s latest stab at cultural relevance, 90’s House. Here’s the premise: twelve Millennial housemates will be deprived of their everyday gear and gadgets (skinny jeans, soy lattes, cell phones, laptops, etc) and will stay in a ‘90s-inspired…

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