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As Scandals Swirl Around Her, Melania Attempts To Reassure Middle Schoolers

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Yesterday, thanks to an unexpectedly poetic would-be fluff piece from People Magazine, we received a hilarious, disconcerting gaze into the ironic life of Melania Trump. In the piece, which nominally set out to cover Melania’s “listening session” with a group of middle-school students on Monday, a “tumbling water glass” became a sublime, literary metaphor for…

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Trump Blames Schumer, Democrats For NYC Terror Attack

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In America, it’s only a matter of time before someone turns a tragedy into a political opportunity. And by “someone,” we mean the President. Less than 24 hours after an ISIS-supporting terrorist rammed his pickup truck through a crowded bike path in downtown Manhattan, killing 8 and injuring 11 others, President Trump found a way…

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