trumpfakenews

Voter Fraud: Fake President Botches Fake News Awards

Featured, Politics  

Just like Trump’s plans to build a wall, his vows to Make America Great Again, and his promises to value the lives of all American citizens, his planned “Fake News Awards” turned out to be a load of bullshit. Similar to the Razzies, which “reward” the worst films, screenplays, and actors of every year, the…

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‘Very Stable Genius’ Trump Tweets, Fumes Over Bombshell ‘Fire And Fury’

Politics  

Like every stable genius in history, President Trump has gone on Twitter to insist on how much of a stable genius he is. “Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart,” he tweeted Saturday morning, unprovoked. “Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and,…

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Senator Hatch Retiring, Thorn In Trump’s Ass Romney A Shoe In?

Politics  

Senator Orrin Hatch announced Tuesday he will be retiring, opting not to seek re-election in 2018. The octogenarian declared on social media, “After much prayer and discussion with family and friends I’ve decided to retire at the end of this term.” This paves the way for thorn-in-Trump’s-ass Mitt Romney to run for the Utah Senate…

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Pence Neighbors Troll Him With ‘Make America Gay Again’ Sign

Comedy  

If you’re weary and feeling sad, just know that there’s an unsung hero in Aspen who’ll be your bridge over the troubled Trump administration. According to the Aspen Times, Mike Pence and his wife, Karen “Mother” Sue, recently came across a “Make America Gay Again” sign in the driveway of their Aspen vacation home, courtesy…

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obamaharry

Interviewed By Prince Harry, Obama Expertly Shades Trump

Politics  

Obama and Prince Harry have unveiled a bromantic interview they recorded a couple months ago, and it’s basically a combo of Trump shade and aggressive avoidance of major conversation topics. In the interview for BBC Radio 4’s Today, Obama and Harry start out things by avoiding Obama’s real feelings about Trump’s inauguration. When Harry asks…

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Evil Money Moves: Trump Tax Reform Disgrace Passed

Politics  

How old were you 30 years ago? Were you born yet? According to one fleeting CNN.com headline, the Republican-dominated House of Representatives just passed “the biggest tax changes in 30 years.” That’s when Reagan was president, and the Tax Reform Act of 1986 was passed with a democratic majority (Reagan Democrats) in both houses. When…

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Gillibrand Calls For Trump’s Resignation, He Responds With Sexually Suggestive Tweet

Politics  

On Monday, Senator Kirsten Gillibrand (NY-D) told CNN Donald J. Trump (Repulsive) should resign because of at least 19 allegations against him of sexual assault. A wide range of women have come forward since the 2016 election season, and in October 2016 the notorious Access Hollywood video (“grab ’em by the pussy”) surfaced. All of…

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trumpmoore

Approval Rating Lowest Ever, Trump Campaigns For Moore

Politics  

Despite the hole that Trump and the Republicans have dug for themselves, they’ve somehow managed to dig even deeper. In fact, they’ll probably keep digging for the rest of Trump’s short term until they finally get to Hell and convince Satan to run for a Senate position. Honestly, he’d make a better candidate than accused…

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Trans Woman And Democrats Win, Yuge Rebuke To Trump Agenda

Featured, Politics  

In an historic win, a transgender woman unseated a conservative extremist, while two other Democrats captured governorships in New Jersey and Virginia. Election results were a stunning rebuke to Trump and his yugely unpopular presidency. Democrat Danica Roem beat Republican incumbent Bob Marshall, making history by becoming America’s first openly transgender state legislator. Marshall had…

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‘House Of Cards’ Continues To Collapse For Spacey

Entertainment  

By Joe Fritts Recently outed actor Kevin Spacey’s career obit had already been written last week, but consequences keep stacking up for the Oscar winner. The latest blow comes from Netflix, the platform behind the hit Spacey-led show, House of Cards. It was announced that Netflix had suspended production of House of Cards, and post…

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