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Oscar Goes Gay: ‘Hurricane Bianca 2’ Tops Academy Award Nominations

Comedy  

In an attempt to seem less homophobic after hiring known homophobe Kevin Hart as its Oscars host for two days, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences awarded all of its Oscar nominations in 2019 to gay movies, including 14 nominations to the cinematic disaster Hurricane Bianca 2: From Russia with Hate.   After doling…

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Pull Up To The Bumper: Dolph Lundgren On “Exhausting” Grace Jones Orgies

Entertainment, Featured  

Currently back on screen in the smash hit Creed II, action star Dolph Lundgren recently reminisced on his torrid relationship with the iconic diva Grace Jones. In 1983, Lundgren had been awarded a Fulbright Scholarship to MIT and was on track to be a chemical engineer. He got sidetracked when Grace spotted him across a…

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