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Oscar Goes Gay: ‘Hurricane Bianca 2’ Tops Academy Award Nominations

Comedy  

In an attempt to seem less homophobic after hiring known homophobe Kevin Hart as its Oscars host for two days, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences awarded all of its Oscar nominations in 2019 to gay movies, including 14 nominations to the cinematic disaster Hurricane Bianca 2: From Russia with Hate.   After doling…

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junemoviepreview

Cate, Capers, Creepy Kids, More: Your Flagrant June Movie Preview

Entertainment  

The Summer movie season is in full swing, and there are more options in June other than just hoping Chris Pratt gets eaten by a dinosaur. Here’s the 411:   Ocean’s 8, a.k.a. Women Steal Things Better June 8 — This much-awaited womanly Ocean’s update boasts a fabulous premise (an attempted heist at the Met…

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