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Trumps Deck The Halls With Mice, Ants, Tantrums

Comedy, Featured, Politics  

After the fucking horrible Senate debacle on Friday night into Saturday morning, in which all Rs—including McCain and Flake—removed their backbones to serve as shish kebobs to the lobbyists who wrote much of the tax bill, there is a little bit to laugh about. Not healthy, third-chakra cleaning guffaws, but laughter in the schadenfreude sense,…

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Late Night Hosts Mock Trump’s ‘Standing O’s,’ ‘Love Fest’

Politics  

“There’s always a funny man in the game But he’s only funny by mistake Ev’ryone laughs at him, just the same They don’t see his lonely heart break” Young and old hepcats can enjoy and interpret the poignant lyrics of “The Joker” by Sir Anthony Newley, but in this state of the nation, who is…

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Senators Pound “Reckless, Undignified” Trump

Featured, Politics  

Unlike Princess Ivanka, GOP Senator Jeff Flake (AZ) will not be complicit in fueling the runaway train crashing through the Capitol. Following Senator Bob Corker, Flake yesterday announced he will not seek re-election for his Senate seat. Realistically, Flake would have faced a tough Republican primary battle next August against former Arizona State Senator Kelli…

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Trump’s Diplomacy By Tweets Escalates North & South Korea Tension

Politics  

The ineptitude is becoming more obvious, if that is possible. Our so-called business dynamo president yesterday confirmed that North Korea had conducted a nuclear test, this time without his usual playground taunts toward Kim Jong-un. He tweeted criticism at China and South Korea for not doing more to reel in the unhinged dictatorship. However, he…

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McCain Burns Trump: ‘We Don’t Answer To Him’

Featured, Politics  

In the 2008 election season, disdain for Senator John McCain (R AZ) was plenty, mostly for bringing toxic snowbilly grifter Sarah Palin, then governor of Alaska, into his fold as his running mate. Flagrant readers more than likely would not often align themselves with the cantankerous Republican, but his sane presence in the Senate is…

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Trump Slams ‘Dishonest Media,’ Insinuates Arpaio Pardon At Phoenix Rally

Politics  

After a bruising week for Donald Trump’s administration and ego, the president appeared at a rally at the Phoenix Convention Center. The president used the campaign-style event to bash the “dishonest media” and to prop-up his conservative base after last week’s controversial Charlottesville statements. His current approval rate hovers near 36%, according to Gallup pollsters….

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