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Voter Fraud: Fake President Botches Fake News Awards

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Just like Trump’s plans to build a wall, his vows to Make America Great Again, and his promises to value the lives of all American citizens, his planned “Fake News Awards” turned out to be a load of bullshit. Similar to the Razzies, which “reward” the worst films, screenplays, and actors of every year, the…

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Family Values: Sarah Palin’s Son Goes On Boozy Rampage, Pummels Dad

Politics  

In a surprise to no one, Track Palin—the son of former Alaska Governor and 2008 vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin—was arrested Saturday on assault and burglary charges. Details from Anchorage Daily News say the 28-year-old “repeatedly hit his father, Todd Palin.” Track had shown up at the Palin family home in Wasilla to retrieve a truck….

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Late Night Hosts Mock Trump’s ‘Standing O’s,’ ‘Love Fest’

Politics  

“There’s always a funny man in the game But he’s only funny by mistake Ev’ryone laughs at him, just the same They don’t see his lonely heart break” Young and old hepcats can enjoy and interpret the poignant lyrics of “The Joker” by Sir Anthony Newley, but in this state of the nation, who is…

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Senators Pound “Reckless, Undignified” Trump

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Unlike Princess Ivanka, GOP Senator Jeff Flake (AZ) will not be complicit in fueling the runaway train crashing through the Capitol. Following Senator Bob Corker, Flake yesterday announced he will not seek re-election for his Senate seat. Realistically, Flake would have faced a tough Republican primary battle next August against former Arizona State Senator Kelli…

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Eminem Obliterates Trump At BET Awards

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Eminem didn’t just burn Trump at the BET Hip Hop Awards Tuesday — he incinerated him. But not before slapping him around, chopping him into tiny pieces, and skewering him on a series of kabobs shaped like Melania. The Emmy-winning rapper dropped a crispy, five minute freestyle rap video lashing out at the President’s racism,…

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Bipartisan Amendment Seeks To Reverse Trump’s Military Trans Ban

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An amendment to the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) has been proposed in an attempt to reverse the military transgender ban recently put into motion via imbecilic busywork of knee-jerk POTUS tweets. Senator Susan Collins (R ME) and Senator Kirsten Gillibrand (D NY) introduced the amendment on Monday, and it “would prevent the military from…

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McCain Burns Trump: ‘We Don’t Answer To Him’

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In the 2008 election season, disdain for Senator John McCain (R AZ) was plenty, mostly for bringing toxic snowbilly grifter Sarah Palin, then governor of Alaska, into his fold as his running mate. Flagrant readers more than likely would not often align themselves with the cantankerous Republican, but his sane presence in the Senate is…

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Senator, Veteran Tammy Duckworth Assails Trump’s Trans Ban

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Yesterday, President Archie Bunker—who somehow avoided the draft—seems to have moved beyond his tweet threatening to ban transgender individuals from the U.S. military. It has been reported official White House instructions have been sent to the Department of Defense to remove transgender members from the military, and to the Pentagon to prevent trans persons from…

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Trump Slams ‘Dishonest Media,’ Insinuates Arpaio Pardon At Phoenix Rally

Politics  

After a bruising week for Donald Trump’s administration and ego, the president appeared at a rally at the Phoenix Convention Center. The president used the campaign-style event to bash the “dishonest media” and to prop-up his conservative base after last week’s controversial Charlottesville statements. His current approval rate hovers near 36%, according to Gallup pollsters….

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