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Stormy Daniels Getting Key To West Hollywood At Adult Boutique

Featured, Politics  

In ancient times, the key to a city actually meant something. Whenever a friendly dignitary visited a city, that city would give them a functional key that opened the city’s gates. The city was essentially saying, “Hey dude, we trust you not to break in and murder our wives and children or draw giant dicks…

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Women’s March Returns With Rousing Speeches, Righteous Posters, Celeb Cameos

Featured, Politics  

The second annual Women’s March produced a number of memorable moments — and signs! Some of our favorites: “I’ve seen better Cabinets at IKEA!” “This is my resisting bitch face.” “Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Not My Potus” “Anything you can do, I can do bleeding” “Tide pods for Trump” … And the universal and…

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S.O.S.: Did ‘Mamma Mia 2’ Trailer Kill Off Meryl Streep?

Entertainment, Featured  

The sequel to be Mamma Mia might just end up being called Mia, because Meryl Streep — the undisputed “mamma” — is nowhere in sight. Horrifyingly, all of the characters in the trailer for Mamma Mia 2 talk about Streep’s character Donna in the past tense: “Your mother was the bravest person we ever met.”…

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Flagrant Flashback: ‘Christmas At Pee Wee’s Playhouse’ Made The Yuletide Very Gay

Entertainment, Featured  

In 1988, a holiday special in the longstanding tradition of celebrity-hosted variety shows was aired on CBS. Christmas at Pee Wee’s Playhouse was produced as an offshoot of the Pee-wee’s Playhouse series that to this day still has a huge cult following. The schtick of Pee-wee Herman and the productions creator Paul Reubens mounted around…

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Cher’s Holiday Collection: Fugly Sweaters, Fierce Swag

Entertainment  

Hurry! Hurry! Cher’s new line of holiday swag and intentionally fugly Christmas sweaters is selling out fast! Vogue got Cher to take a break from her much-appreciated Trump Twitter takedowns and tell-all about her festive collection. The pop icon’s “chick crew,” as Cher’s fans call themselves are snatching up the frocks and ornaments. Some items…

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Cher 2018 World Domination To Include ‘Mamma Mia 2’

Entertainment  

2017 has been quite a year for Cher. First, there was her performance at the 2017 Billboard Awards. Then there was this tweet:   Now, we’re being hit with the second half of a double whammy: In September, we learned that a Broadway musical about Cher’s life is set to premiere in 2018. Yesterday, we…

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Cher Musical Is Broadway Bound Next Fall

Entertainment  

Oh my goddess! Somewhere, Jack McFarland is thanking the heavens: A Cher musical is coming to Broadway. The Queen/Princess/Drag Mother of Pop will be the focus of a new biographical musical called The Cher Show, and it’s hitting New York’s Neil Simon Theatre in Fall 2018. However, the show will first premiere in Chicago in…

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Disco, EDM Godfather Giorgio Moroder Feels The Love

Entertainment  

Legendary music producer Giorgio Moroder recently blessed a crowd of “techno enthusiasts” with his presence at Schimanski in Brooklyn. The 77-year-old electric dance music pioneer performed as DJ, playing tracks from his four decades of recorded work. A good chunk of the audience had not yet been born when songs like “I Feel Love” (released…

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Cher And Rapper Future Are ‘Everyday People’ In New Gap Ad

Entertainment  

The Gap has a new Fall marketing campaign, “Meet Me in the Gap,” in which they pair up two polar opposite performers for video extravaganzas promoting Gap gear. Cher has agreed to take a break from her emoji-heavy tweeting to participate! Her assigned partner is chart topping hip hop artist Future. The 71-year-old icon absolutely…

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Obama, CEOs and Celebs Slam Trump’s ‘Cruel’ DACA Decision

Featured, Politics  

Former President Obama took to Facebook today to bash the Trump Administration’s decision to rescind the immigration order shielding children of undocumented immigrants from deportation, calling the move “cruel” and “self-defeating.” “To target these young people is wrong — because they have done nothing wrong. It is self-defeating — because they want to start new…

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