Almost unrecognizable inside fatty suit prosthetics, gained weight or a combo platter of the two, Russell Crowe was photographed earlier this week on a film set, where he’s portraying disgraced Fox News overlord/Jabba the Hutt doppelganger Roger Ailes. Adapted from Gabriel Sherman’s unauthorized Ailes bio, “The Loudest Voice in the Room,” the Showtime limited series…
Tiffany Trump is just trying to live her best life, y’all. Can’t we let her have that? She’s a person too, you know! … is what we have never said, ever. There’s no question that Tiffany has gotten the short end of the stick in terms of Trump family nepotism, but let’s not pretend she…
Ivanka is still stanning for her dad, despite his humanitarian crimes and creepy desire to fuck her. Remember when we all thought she was a well-adjusted, selfless angel from God sent to deliver us from our sins? LOL. After Donnie J signed an executive order to stop family separations (by locking entire families up…
Are you listening, Laura Ingraham? This is how a real human, and not a robot imitating the cadences of a human, reads a news story about what’s happening at the border right now: When MSNBC host Rachel Maddow tried to read a breaking news story about “tender age shelters,” where immigrant babies and young children…
Remember summer camp? Remember the hours of nothingness to fill, the scheduled meals, the friends for life? Remember when you got to stay up all night with those friends in a detention center? Remember your hot camp counselors in their ICE uniforms? Remember how much you’d fawn over them as they cruelly separated you from…
Despite years of insisting that he’s the most patriotic man on this planet, Donald Trump has still not learned the words to “God Bless America.” At his non-traditional, hastily organized “Celebration of America” event Tuesday, he fumbled over the words as he tried to sing along with a men’s chorus rendition of the age-old tune….
Earlier this week, the Oval Office became the site of a Mensa meeting in which some of the world’s biggest problems were swiftly and definitively solved forever. J/k, it was a meeting between Kim Kardashian and Donald Trump. KK and DT have a lot in common: They’re both reality stars, they’re both attention-seeking narcissists, and…
You may be a fascist if you spend half of your day gaslighting your allies and constituents on social media. But you’re only a true fascist if you start gaslighting the dead ones, too. Today, Donald Trump celebrated Memorial Day by tweeting that “those who died for our great country would be very happy and…
Attn: We’ve gone full Nineteen Eighty-Forty-Five. According to CBS News journalist Lesley Stahl, Donald Trump once admitted to attacking the press in order to purposely discredit them. Reportedly, when Stahl asked Trump prior to the 2016 election why he criticized the press so aggressively, Trump responded, “You know why I do it? I do…
With his sad eyes, frowny stare, and salt n’ pepper seriousness, James Comey isn’t the kind of guy you’d expect to sit down for a kiki. But alas, he was the life of the kiki last night when he sat down with George Stephanopoulos for a shadefest of historical proportions on “20/20.” In addition to…
